Die met Diane Keaton
Halfway through the afternoon, there’s a knock at the door. “Diane Keaton, what are you doing here?” asks Annie Leibovitz. “I’m here for the audition,” replies Keaton.
“For Homepride Fred: The Movie. I’m up for the lead. I think it could be my greatest role.”
“Sorry Diane, this is the Vanity Fair cov-”
“But I’ve prepared a monologue! It’s about cheese and ham potato bakes.”
“Fine, stand in the corner. But don’t bother Mirren. She’s in a terrible mood.”